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Application — Growth

Danilo Vicioso · danilojvicioso@gmail.com · danilovicioso.com · 8 Oct 2026

A 101 day guarantee and 8,406 Reviews sit on the site, yet the home title leads with "Ready For Everything" alone.

Danilo Vicioso

Who I am

  • Former COO of Tabs. Built its creator program to 100M monthly social impressions, and the paid ad engine alongside it.
  • Founded Mainstreet, a consumer home-services platform: a team of 70, $25M raised (Greylock, Khosla, YC, Tim Ferriss). It failed.
  • Before that: Quintessential Ventures, an early seat at a high-growth startup, and entrepreneur-in-residence at Prehype.
  • I'm moving into growth specifically. The creative and top-of-funnel work is what I want to be doing every day.

What I noticed

  • SuperFit Mesh Boxer Briefs (2-Pack) costs $24.99, and the site offers up to 30% off SuperFit Mesh underwear during Prime Big Deal Days. A discount alone teaches waiting; fit should lead.
  • The site offers 15% off every order on a subscription, delivered every 30, 60 or 90 days. Repeat orders are what pay for acquisition, so it belongs in the first line of an ad.
  • The home description promises free shipping and free returns, while another line reads "Free 3-Day Shipping over $130+". Next to a $19.99 Superiair Boxer Briefs (3-Pack), that threshold looks far away.

What I built

What I'd do here

  • My KPI: scale ad spend, hold target CAC. Everything else follows from that, including which Pair of Thieves multipacks we push first.
  • Week to week: launching a bunch of different experiments, losers killed early. One variable per test: the 101 day guarantee against 15% off every order.
  • Creators: gym regulars for SuperFit Sport, desk-to-night-out guys for Ready For Everything, and weekend lounge types for SuperSoft Lounge Pants, each briefed with one hook.
  • Reporting so you never have to ask. Daily CAC. Weekly what we learned. Monthly cohort payback. Subscription orders tracked as their own cohort.
  • Event tracking I'd spec and work through with your team. That part isn't me, and subscription orders need it first.

Month one

Month one: weekly targets, proposed
MetricWeek 1Week 2Week 3Week 4Week 5Week 6
Creators live0246810
Creator videos / week01428425670
Landing pages live135789
New ads / week121212–2012–202020
Unique experiments234566

Two creators join each week, ten live by week six. Each posts the same number of videos a week, so videos climb from 14 to 70. New ads and landing pages follow the creators; experiments go from 2 to 6. Proposed.

Creator videos a week = creators live × videos per creator. Week 1: 0 × 7 = 0; Week 2: 2 × 7 = 14; Week 3: 4 × 7 = 28; Week 4: 6 × 7 = 42; Week 5: 8 × 7 = 56; Week 6: 10 × 7 = 70.

How I'd start

  • Build a claims sheet from the fabric lines on your product pages, so every creator brief quotes only what you already print.
  • Write the first hook library around SuperFit Mesh Boxer Briefs and the Superiair multipacks, changing one variable per test: opening line, creator, or offer.

I'd love to chat if this makes sense. Grab a time here.

Danilo